Quotieness

Give us some quotes!!


Michelangelo: Ninja-kick the damn rabbit!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie


Donatello: Good thing these guys aren't lumberjacks.
Michelangelo: No joke. The only thing safe in the woods would be the trees.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie


Michelangelo: Like, video-games in 3D!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret Of The Ooze

Hearing that now-a-days makes it even funnier!


Leonardo: You take the ugly one!
Raphael: No, you take the ugly one!
Donatello: I'll take the ugly one.
Michelangelo: Which one's the ugly one?
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret Of The Ooze

That's one of my favourite bits!


Michelangelo: Ahh, ninja pizza!
Donatello: "Ninja pizza"?
Michelangelo: Pizza that vanish quickly without trace!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret Of The Ooze


Michelangelo: Hey didn't we see these guys on Wrestlemania?
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret Of The Ooze


Leonardo: You know, there's still a little more stuff to help with, Michelangelo!
Michelangelo: Heeey! I'm helping Donnie!
Michelangelo: Gimme the phone!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret Of The Ooze


Michelangelo: Hey, I've been training. Since you left, my video-game scores have, like, doubled.
TMNT




Michelangelo: Hey Don, you're so smart, why don't we have jet packs?
Donatello: Yeah, that's good, Mike. I don't even trust you with a driver's license!
TMNT


Michelangelo: I'm never usually that happy to be in pain.
TMNT


Michelangelo: I have nightmares about birthday parties.
TMNT

Aww, I always feel sorry for Mikey when he says that. I just wanna give him a great big hug. Hehe!!


Donatello: No, I'm not playing hard to get! I'm telling you, Sir, its not that kind of phone line!
TMNT


Heh heh, that'll do from me for now. All Turtles quotes this time. ^^;




Wanted to add this one, though it's from a scene that got cut (which I'm pissed about):

Michelangelo: Dude, it's a turtle head on my turtle head.
TMNT

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
-- Bill Cosby

If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment.
-- Dave Allen

Name's Barf. I'm a Mog, half man half dog. I'm my own best friend.
-- Barf (Spaceballs)

Hey I got an idea! I could stay with you! We could stay up late, swap manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!
-- Donkey (Shrek)

I'm in this office to lead, not to read.
-- President Schwarzenegger (The Simpsons Movie)

Michelangelo: Well, the good news is; there's a bunch of Foot ninjas getting the snot kicked out of 'em.
Donatello: The bad news is; this thing is gonna run out of bodys soon.
Michelangelo: Yeah, so? You think we should help these guys? I'd rather enjoy the show.
TMNT

April: Winters!
Michelangelo: Looks more like fall, get it?
Donatello: Mikey, remember our talk.
TMNT

Sorry, more Red vs. Blue quotes

"Why won't anyone help me?"


"I'm going to stop standing up now."


"I can't feel my torso"


"I'm still laying here."


"I feel dizzy."


"Great Sodium Chloride, my chemistry set."


"Ah, shut up ya shizno."


"Andy prefers the term Explosive American"


"...Thegreatdestroyerhasarrive, theendisnear... knock knock..."


Ok, I think that's enough RVB for now

Drunken master
The greatest opening scene to any movie I've ever seen, so i will quote it all.

(A man practicing his kung fu breaks wood and is approached by an other man he speaks)


Thunder leg : hey friend...... not bad style, you should take it easy you look done in *smirk’s* Guess you must be the four door fist champion Charlie Wei .

Charlie Wei : I’m Charlie Wei. Your name, if you have one?

Thunder leg : Sure, it’s thunder leg.

Charlie Wei : *takes a deep breath* I’ve heard of his devil’s kick, of course yeah everyone knows in the kung fu world, It’s a method that’s never been defeated yet.

Thunder leg : *laugh’s* And won’t be......... I suppose I should warn you. I’ve been given good money .........to kill you!

Charlie Wei : What the Hell are you talking about! Someone’s paid you to kill me? I’ll give you twice as much to kill him!

Thunder leg : You could, only my honor comes first. You must realise I‘m paid to kill, the contract’s sealed. So you must die.

Charlie Wei : Don’t be so sure of that for Charlie Wei, Champion of the four door fists, has never yet been defeated .

Thunder leg : I’ll break every bone in your body.....and send you...... to hell!

They then start to fight

Comic Book Guy: I've spent my entire life doing nothing but collecting comic books... and now there's only time to say... LIFE WELL SPENT!!
The Simpsons Movie

Louis Hector Berlioz
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ...

Robert Bloch
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
Bill: You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed!

Die Hard
[McClane tries to call up police]
Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
Detective John McClane: No fucking sh*t, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

Die Hard
Detective John McClane: Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!

"The thing about you immortal stone guys is that you're immortal and made of stone... I sound like Mikey"


No doubt I'll be corrected on that, because I'm bound to have made a mistake in there somewhere, lol. In fact, I think I have.

Chojin wrote:No doubt I'll be corrected on that, because I'm bound to have made a mistake in there somewhere, lol. In fact, I think I have.

I'm refraining from correcting anyone in this thread. So if you f*ck-up; you'll look like an idiot (to those that notice) forever!! Mwahahaha!!

Lol, fair enough.

I take it I was wrong then, lol

*bump*

"Dilly dally shilly shally"


"I will... never be a memory."

Chojin wrote:*bump*

"Dilly dally shilly shally"

- Tifa Lockheart, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

You've been watching it in English then? Oh dear.

Though, the dub voices aren't anywhere near as bad as I feared. But I hate that line. Along with "You're the chips 'n' gravy!". Why the f*ck did they decide, when they dubbed it to English, that he needed to say that!?

Yeah, I have been watching it in english. I will be watching in in Japanese over the next few days.

That line just made me laugh because it was completely random and made no sense.